Phelps Car Accident

Our Olympic swimming superstar, Michael Phelps, was reported to have been in
a car accident Thursday evening in his hometown of Baltimore. A woman who was driving a Honda Accord was said to have been taken to the hospital while Mr. Phelps, driving a Cadillac Escalade, only had minor injuries.

Come on, 'minor injuries' in a collision between an Accord and an Escalade? That's like throwing a rock at a tree! Shesh. Lets hope marijuana was not a factor.